whelk stall

== English == === Pronunciation === === Noun === whelk stall (plural whelk stalls) (UK, colloquial, slang) A small enterprise which is very simple to run. ==== Usage notes ==== Normally used as part of a mildly derisory and exclamatory phrase, indicating failure to carry out simple tasks that others would find easy to accomplish. ==== See also ==== couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery