the carpet matches the drapes

== English == === Phrase === the carpet matches the drapes (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) A woman's pubic hair is of the same color as the hair on her head, i.e. her hair is not dyed. ==== Usage notes ==== Often in the form of a question: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" ==== Synonyms ==== the curtains match the drapes ==== Translations ==== Italian: se il tetto ha la ruggine, la cantina è bagnata (literally: If the roof is rusted, the cellar is flooded)