stonk

== English == === Pronunciation === (Received Pronunciation) IPA(key): /stɒŋk/ (General American) IPA(key): /stɑŋk/, /stɔŋk/ Rhymes: -ɒŋk === Etymology 1 === Uncertain. Possibly of imitative origin. Compare stomp. ==== Noun ==== stonk (plural stonks) (military, slang) A heavy artillery bombardment. (slang, vulgar) A large or intense penile erection. ===== Derived terms ===== stonk-on ==== Verb ==== stonk (third-person singular simple present stonks, present participle stonking, simple past and past participle stonked) (military, slang) To unleash a heavy artillery bombardment. (slang) To overwhelm or trounce; to defeat decisively. ===== Derived terms ===== stonker === Etymology 2 === Deliberate misspelling of stock, possibly under the influence of stink in reference to stocks relating to amateur or bad decisions, or financial loss. Compare stronk (“strong”), thonk (“think”). ==== Noun ==== stonk (plural stonks) (Internet slang, finance, humorous, chiefly in the plural) A stock, especially a bullish one. (Internet slang, humorous) A profitable thing or scheme. ===== See also ===== meme stock === Anagrams === Tonks, knots, tonks == Dutch == === Pronunciation === Rhymes: -ɔŋk === Verb === stonk singular past indicative of stinken === Anagrams === knots