schijt een beer in het bos

== Dutch == === Pronunciation === IPA(key): /ˈsxɛi̯t ən ˈbeːr ɪn (ɦ)ət ˈbɔs/ === Phrase === schijt een beer in het bos? (colloquial, mildly vulgar) Does a bear shit in the woods? A rhetorical question in response to a question to which the answer is an emphatic yes. Synonym: is de paus katholiek?