said no one ever

== English == === Pronunciation === === Phrase === said no one ever (Internet slang) Used to imply that the preceding statement is absurd or false. 2014, Philip Bradley, "Equal Rights Could Mean Changes in Your Insurance", Beau Magazine, Winter 2014, page 12: Insurance can be quite exciting to talk or read about...SAID NO ONE EVER! 2015, "10 Trends We Hope Do Not Follow Us Into 2015", FACES Magazine, January 2015, page 36 (approx.): "Her butt looks so good in those high-waisted shorts" ... said no one ever. For more quotations using this term, see Citations:said no one ever. ==== Translations ====