pull someone's plonker

== English == === Pronunciation === === Verb === pull someone's plonker (third-person singular simple present pulls someone's plonker, present participle pulling someone's plonker, simple past and past participle pulled someone's plonker) (UK, vulgar, slang) To masturbate (someone). Synonym of pull someone's leg (“to tease or goad someone by jokingly lying to them”).