opinions are like assholes

== English == === Etymology === Shortened from "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one"; "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one and they usually stink"; "Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and everybody thinks theirs smells nicer than everyone else's"; or some variant of the three. === Pronunciation === (General American) IPA(key): /əˈpɪnjənz ɑːɹ laɪ̯k ˈæsˌhoʊlz/ === Proverb === opinions are like assholes (Canada, US, idiomatic, usually derogatory, vulgar) Everyone has opinions, and most people's opinions are of exceedingly poor quality. === See also === Appendix:English examples of anapodoton