morning wood

== English == === Pronunciation === === Noun === morning wood (countable and uncountable, plural morning woods) (informal) An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams. Synonyms: morning woody, morning tent, morning glory, (medical) nocturnal penile tumescence Coordinate terms: see Thesaurus:erect penis (dialectal) Kindling used to light a fire in the morning. Synonym: morning sticks ==== Translations ==== === See also === morning glory morning bean piss proud === Further reading === Survey of English Dialects, Michael V. Barry (2013) Routledge. Page 231