in this essay I will

== English == === Alternative forms === in this essay, I will === Etymology === As if the statement is the opening of an essay. Popularized around 2017. === Pronunciation === === Phrase === in this essay I will (literally) A hackneyed phrase used to begin an essay. (Internet slang, sometimes humorous) Used after stating a controversial or absurdist opinion. ==== See also ==== thanks for coming to my TED Talk