grow a tail

== English == === Etymology === To grow a tail is a metaphor, as the anus where poop exits is adjacent to where a tail is placed. "Growing" in this case refers to partial expulsion as one attempts to prevent it. === Verb === grow a tail (third-person singular simple present grows a tail, present participle growing a tail, simple past grew a tail, past participle grown a tail) (vulgar, idiomatic) to be nearly about to defecate, to the point of being unable to completely hold it in 2000 Larry Glanz The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor pg 146 and pg 152 When man needs to grow a tail, man must run to bathroom without fail.Thou shalt groweth thy tail with great care, or though might staineth thine underwear! ==== Synonyms ==== crown breaking the seal splashing the pirate