find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

== English == === Verb === find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight (third-person singular simple present finds one's ass with both hands and a flashlight, present participle finding one's ass with both hands and a flashlight, simple past and past participle found one's ass with both hands and a flashlight) (idiomatic, slang, vulgar) Synonym of know one's ass from a hole in the ground. ==== Usage notes ==== Usually used in negative constructions.