choad

== English == === Alternative forms === chode === Etymology === Apocopic form of choda. Doublet of choda and chudai. === Pronunciation === (UK) IPA(key): /tʃəʊd/ (US) IPA(key): /tʃoʊd/ Homophone: chode Rhymes: -əʊd === Noun === choad (plural choads) (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet Your choad veins are pulsing love songs 1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet, as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26) We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis. (derogatory) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses The perineum. For more quotations using this term, see Citations:choad. ==== Synonyms ==== (penis): see also Thesaurus:penis. (loser): see also Thesaurus:jerk or Thesaurus:git. (perineum): see also Thesaurus:perineum. ==== Derived terms ==== === References === The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [3] === Anagrams === ad hoc, ad-hoc, choda, Chado-