butt monkey

== English == === Etymology === Shitgibbon compound of butt +‎ monkey. === Pronunciation === === Noun === butt monkey (plural butt monkeys) (Canada, US, slang, often humorous) An annoying and irksome person. Synonyms: assmunch, assmuncher, assmonkey, buttmunch, buttmuncher; see also Category:English shitgibbons; see also Thesaurus:jerk 1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", talk.bizarre, Usenet I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself. 1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", alt.sex, Usenet "ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder. "ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you. 1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait 2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...", Meagan's Journal [1] eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory. 2006 April 19, 'And let the Church say, "AMEN!"', Defiance [2] I was pontificating on the ecstasy of the prospect of not having to listen to the butt monkey fumble and stammer through another round of explanation for the unexplainable. 2006 May 15, Fan-Bloody-Tastic, Insanity Reigns Supreme [3] Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me. (Canada, US, slang, often humorous) An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch. 2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula” Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey! === Anagrams === monkey butt