because you touch yourself at night

== English == === Pronunciation === === Phrase === because you touch yourself at night (vulgar, humorous) Used to deflect a request for a reason. 2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent": Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night. 2003 Mar. 1, Rev Bleech_, "Fox" in alt.tv.futurama: >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox >hate futurama so much? Because you touch yourself at night. 2019, Demons Rising (paperback), Dutch Van Alstin [Tophat asks with a smirk,] "Why did you name him Xavier Ignacious?" "Because you touch yourself at night, asshole," Solomon says. ==== Translations ====