barking spider

== English == === Noun === barking spider (plural barking spiders) An Australian spider, Selenocosmia crassipes, which makes a "hissing" sound (stridulation) when disturbed. (euphemistic, humorous) An instance of audible flatulence; a fart. Example: “I dare you to blame the barking spider for the stinky gas in my pants;” said Kyeesha.