baldist

== English == === Etymology === From bald +‎ -ist. Popularized by the television sitcom Seinfeld, in the episode "The Tape". === Adjective === baldist (comparative more baldist, superlative most baldist) (humorous) Discriminatory against bald or balding people. 2019 Richard Hinds, "AFL's stance on crowd behaviour and umpire abuse leaves fans confused", ABC News Australia (June 15, 2019) Yet this spectator can consider himself unlucky, and not just because the sharp-eared security somehow heard his "baldist" abuse above the cacophonous thumping from the now omnipresent "fan activation" speakers. === Noun === baldist (plural baldists) (humorous) One who discriminates against bald or balding people. 1991 Larry David, Bob Shaw & Don McEnery, "The Tape," Seinfeld, Season 3, Episode 8 (first aired 13 November, 1991), spoken by Jerry Seinfeld (played by Jerry Seinfeld) "Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?" / "No." / "You know what that makes you? A baldist."