assplant

== English == === Etymology === From ass +‎ plant. === Noun === assplant (plural assplants) (Canada, US, slang) An unintentional landing on one's buttocks. === Verb === assplant (third-person singular simple present assplants, present participle assplanting, simple past and past participle assplanted) (Canada, US, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally). === Anagrams === salt pans, saltpans