Schrödinger's douchebag

== English == === Etymology === By analogy with Schrödinger's cat. === Pronunciation === IPA(key): /ˌʃɹoʊdɪŋɚz ˈduːʃˌbæɡ/ === Noun === Schrödinger's douchebag (plural Schrödinger's douchebags) (Canada, US, slang, idiomatic, derogatory, vulgar) A person who makes offensive or inflammatory remarks and characterizes these statements as either sincere or joking based on the reactions of others.