Balkonië

== Dutch == === Etymology === From balkon (“balcony”) +‎ -ië (“-ia, -y”). Compare German Balkonien meaning the same; the Dutch may be a calque of the German. This etymology is incomplete. You can help Wiktionary by elaborating on the origins of this term. === Proper noun === Balkonië n (humorous) One’s own balcony, referred to as if it were a vacation destination; the place where one spends one’s staycation.